I Never Expected

To be a medical examiner and CSI. Barbie body parts currently abound in my home. My daughters appear to be plastic doll serial killers. I currently have a barbie leg at the base of my stairs and a monster high doll hanging, by her neck, from the blinds in one of the bedrooms. I can only hope this is the beginning of my sort of crazy, and not the variety that lands them on a one hour special on TLC.